FIRE LOVIE SMITH Create a Caption - The McCaskey Family

My late mother taught me never to utter or write those words in public. "Failure come in fours."

First one to spot a facial expression on Lovie wins a nickel.

Now, concentrate. Repeat what we said in group: "We made the right decision. We made the right decision. We made the right decision. We made the right decision. We ..." (McCaskey Mantra)

This looks like an audition photo for The Sopranos with Virginia in the role of Livia made famous by Nancy Marchand.

Thank you Papa Bear we never have to work a day in our lives!

What's that suspicious white substance on the field?"

That would be the goal line

"Mike, you did order the bullet proof glass for up here, right? Mike?"

"What did they mean when they said 'Sit up there so you can inspire the new Mount Rushnomore?'

"Great choice of seats, Virginia. Not only do we get to disrespect Bears fans by keeping Lovie Smith, but we get to show our bottoms to the ones who still don't get it."

(virginia the emperor)I'm afraid my armies are quite safe from your rebel friends young skywalker. (Mike darth vader mckask)soon luke(lovie)will join us on the dark side.

"We've just turned the 2010 Bears season into Weekend at Lovie's."

"LUCKY rich kids get to inherit WINNING franchises. WE'RE stuck having to do all the work!" "So when do we start?" "Shh. I think that catatonic guy we see on Sundays is about to say something... No - just a belch."

"How high can angry fans jump?"

"I sort of feel like God up here, don't you?" "The Old Testament God. Hurling earthquakes and lightning bolts and casting locusts and bad head coaches upon the land." "Geez, what's the difference between us and the devil, then?" "The Devil lights a fire under his subjects."

"AWGH! Did someone pass wind?" "No, that's just the smell of our decision."

This IS the same guy that took us to the Superbowl, right.

can you believe this cock-n-bull story he's tellin

So boys, did the dollar value of our team increase or decrease by keeping the Lovemeister?

Mom? Mom? When is the plane coming to take us to Florida?
The game of the season has been finished for a least an hour now!!!

Father MacLoraine! I dropped me beads!

Virginia: Why couldn't I have Rocky Wirtz instead of these three idiots?

Michael: Mommy, can I bark like I did in 1985?

Virginia: "Alright boys, just do your best to look like Jerry Jones in his skybox. That's perfect!"

Oh no, that Junior Mint I dropped landed in Ted's hair! (Seinfeld reference)

"McCaskey family calling Orson come in Orson"

Michael said, "Hey Mommy who was it that said if you tell a big enough lie often enough people will believe" ?

"Well, ma...what da ya think? Well my sons, I have an announcement to make...effective immediately, my new name will be "Gapetto" and Ted Phillips will legally be changing his name to "Pinnochio". Also, Jerry Angelo will be now be known as "Howdy Doody" and Love Smith and his entire coaching staff will be called the "Muppets". Michael, I want you to change your name to "Guy Smiley" as well. No if's ands or but's about this. We are McCaskey INC the greatest puppet show on the face of the earth. We're rich!!!!!"

Now that's an OFFENSIVE front four!!!!!!!

Hey Mom- do these pants make my ankles look fat?

Michael must be thinking, "Watch those references to ownership, Ted. Don't blow my cover. We're paying you big bucks to take the heat for our/my mistakes."

Virginia: Its FOUR horseman of the apocalypse. Your two idiots were supposed to wear black!

If you like this view, boys, you would've LOVED the seats I had for the Great Fire.

If you're having a caption contest, make sure somebody's mouth is open ....