American English should have performed at halftime of the Pro Bowl

The Pro Bowl is like a Miss Congeniality pageant the week before Miss America. Peyton Manning didn't play because he's got to be healthy for the Super Bowl, but congenial? He could have played without pads and in his running shorts and nobody would have touched him. The Pro Bowl is almost as meaningless as the NFC championship game was. Sixty great minutes, and then the thing was decided by a coin flip?

Want to make the Pro Bowl more interesting? The winning conference gets the ball if the Super Bowl goes into overtime. Plus the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders go against the cast of "Jersey Shore" for all special teams plays. Plus the game is moved to July and features the Super Bowl-winning team against the College All-Stars.

There's no way to make the game interesting.