life-long chicagoan. never left cook county. too scared.
Oprah is trying to get Tiger Woods on her show. Now this is one I would stand outside at Michigan and Ohio to watch! Even in the cold. Matter of fact, they should have it at Wrigley Field a la the hockey game last New Year's Day, the "Wrigley Field of Dreamsicles" contest.
Oprah's show has "reached out" to Tiger Woods. Let's hope he bites Oprah's hand
through the bars of the cage he's sheltered himself in.
Oprah. The final humiliation when he cries on national tv over his infidelity. And maybe Oprah will hug him, take him into her warm and bountiful bosom (I'm assuming she'll still be in the feast portion of her feast-famine cycle), and millions of women will feel sympathy for Tiger.
And men will laugh their heads off.
Tiger has cried on Oprah's show before. Twelve years ago he cried when Oprah read a letter from Tiger's father to Tiger, according to the Tribune's Fred Mitchell, who was in the audience that day.
In retrospect, of course, Tiger's father might be a mixed bag. Taught his son to give back to the world, sure, as a philanthropist and a philanderer. But all that should be between Tiger and his mood swing coach. Hank Haney?
But Oprah? Do we really need the "money shot," that is, tears from Tiger on national tv? I just want to see the guy play golf. We don't need to feed Tiger to Oprah. Just give her another ham sandwich.
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jack said:
Since you mention crocodile, maybe he will go on Wavy the Crocodile's show (11:37 p.m. CST on CBS). Wavy said he ate the prior host, but "you know Scottish food is bad." Maybe Wavy likes Asian-African fusion food better.
Shakes the Clown said:
If Tiger goes the puss route he should just put is balls (the ones that are sometimes in his pants) on a tee and let Oprah's better half, Gayle, Take a driver to em to complete the public castration of one Tiger Woods!
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