Jay's potato chip on his shoulder

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Thank goodness for the Jay Cutler controversy. At least he keeps our minds off the Bulls and the Blackhawks.

If only Robbie Gould had an arm instead of a leg.

Jay should have done that interview with Bob Costas last week. Football is all about reps. Routine. And not doing the Costas interview interrupted the routine. And I note that, according to Sneed (gesundheit) in the Bright One today, Jay and Brian Urlacher ate at Joe's Stone Crab Sunday afternoon before the game. Players eat in public on game day? Oh, you've got time for the soft shell crabs and the key lime pie, but not for Bob Costas?

Who's afraid of Bob Costas? He's no bigger than the jumbo shrimp at Joe's Stone Crab.

There's only one cure for Jay: Billy Williams. Right after Billy cures Milton Bradley.

Speaking of routine, on Sunday the Vikings will score every time they have the ball. But Jay and the offense should stay in their routine. Mix in the little runs even though you're down by four touchdowns. Pretend it's an exhibition game. Because it is an exhibition game. The season is over.

And which was worse: Devin Hester's butt being exposed on national tv, or Jennifer Lopez's bottom not being? She fell during the American Music Awards, but they edited it out. I think the tremor from that fall on her posterior was felt all the way here. No other plausible explanation for that overthrow on the pass to Johnny Knox.

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