To be said by Balloon Boy dad Richard Heene, with Balloon Boy Falcon getting the last word in
10. Uh, no thanks, Dave. Don't really care to go on 'Wife Swap' with you.
9. Skeletons in the closet, Dave? Feh. I had a live kid in the attic.
8. Could we make this quick? We're taping our new five nights a week show on NBC that will air before Leno.
7. Do you want to catapult the missus instead of a pumpkin in your annual Halloween rite?
6. We're gonna milk this as much as the Osbourne family did.
5. If Falcon had been a girl we were going to name her Yellow-bellied sapsucker.
4. Media hog? My ultimate goal is to be a Hannah Storm-chaser.
3. Want to take 'er up with one of your staffers, Dave, and join the 4500-foot club?
2. We've already gotten an offer to slap a MetLife logo on it and fly it over the Little League World Series next year.
1. The Martians used the hot line to tell the President that they had nothing to do with that crazy stunt.
0. (Falcon) Would you be my daddy, Mr. Letterman? Mr. Shaffer? You, the guy at the end of row 3 in the audience? Anyone?
2 Comments
Shakes the Clown said:
Shouldn't this kids parents be forced to live with Jon Gosselin for this stunt?
goodoldnumbernine said:
they should do a wife swap with jon and kate
Leave a Comment?
What your comment will look like:
said: