Gay and Gray in Chicago
New Town Writers, Chicago's premiere gay writing group, produces another collection of works in A Gay and Gray Anthology
You Never Saw Osama bin Laden and Female Impersonator Alana del Qaeda In the Same Room Together
Chaz Bono's Suspicious Package
Cher's gender identity-tweaked son, Chaz Bono, was recently stopped at LAX and questioned by Homeland Security when a suspicious package was found stuffed down the front of his pants.
He was released when it was discovered the "suspicious package" was a McDonald's Angus Bacon & Cheese burger - with savory bacon, two slices of golden cheese and topped off with crisp red onion and crinkle-cut pickles - to snack on the plane.
Bono's book "Transition: How I Became a Man," can be found at chazbono.net and it tells the story of Bono's transition from FEMALE to NEW JERSEY NIGHT CLUB BOUNCER.
What Happened To Osama bin Laden's My Little Pony Collectibles?
An assault force of Navy SEALS confiscated a treasure trove of computer drives and discs from Osama bin Laden's compound over the weekend, with one official calling it "the mother lode of intelligence."
However, nobody is talking about Osama bin Laden's priceless collection of My Little Pony memorabilia, which he had been collecting since he was a little girl in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Was the collection in the compound? Did the Navy SEALS have the good sense to pick it up before they fed him to the fishes? And, most important of all ... Did the Navy SEALS snatch up the much sought-after, incredibly rare, My Little Pony Lunch Box with the electric-blue pony with the hot pink vagina? (Toy manufacturer Hasbro pulled it from the shelves? It was apparently the work of a disgruntled employee).
Only three are known to exist. Osama bin Laden had one of them, King Abdullah II of Jordan owns one, and the third is in the collection of Yemeni President Ali Abdullah.
So It's Settled Then, This Is What We're All Wearing To the Chicago Gay Pride Parade This Year
Where's St. Sukie? This Bitter Old Queen Is Lost
St. Sukie is older than God and Zsa Zsa Gabor put together and here he is again having one of his "Senior Moments" - this poor sad old queen has no idea where he is. He left the house in his slippers and wants you to help him find himself. "Where the fuck am I?" Where's St. Sukie? And who gives a shit anyway.
If you recognize Sukie's whereabouts comment below, find me on facebook, or email sukie@chicagowhispers.com
Do You Remember? in Gay Chicago
Gay Chicago enters its 35th year by becoming a newspaper with a new website design in the works. We apologize for a few hiccups and teething problems.
St. Sukie's Photos of Coady Roundball Classic
Photos by St. Sukie de la Croix
Chicago's Breaking the Silence at the Thompson Center
Photos by St. Sukie de la Croix
The Salvador Dali Institute for Scientific Research and Pop Tarts Proves Obama is Not One Of Us.
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