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Siebenmorgen was arrested after doing his best Ernest T. Bass impersonation all over the town of Milwaukie by jumping on cars and throwing rocks. He was booked into the Clackamas County Jail on charges of criminal mischief, assault and menacing.
Siebenmorgen joins past Mugshot of the Week winners Robert Prosser and Tammie Sue Benson-Whitehead.
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I strongly believe that police officers should use precise language when writing reports. "Clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device" is just too vague for my liking. What, exactly, was the nature of the threat faced by the officer?
(**Note: the following links may be considered NSFW, but are included strictly to illustrate a point)
Was Ms. Bildsten brandishing a Candy Cane or an Icicles Swirl model? Maybe the Chicago Pyrex? That glass could cause a lot of damage and would be nothing to laugh at! If, however, she was merely waving around a cheap plastic vibrator (with or without batteries) the threat level would not be nearly as high. The officer should just be grateful she wasn't swinging a Blue King Pleasure Scepter, that's all I can say. Hopefully his imprecise language won't be a factor when this goes to court.
4 Comments
Wendy C said:
Just curious, did the officer feel threatened by the fact the woman could hurt him with this "clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device", or was his masculinity threatened, instead? Just sayin'...
Joe the Cop said:
That's a good question Wendy. An important part of doing a use of force report is documenting what verbal threats, if any, were made by the offender. Maybe she threatened to put an eye out with it or something.
Edjo said:
From the looks of her that device needs planty of lube.
Freida Bee said:
I might be a little sullen if I were interrupted as she seems to have been. What was their cause for interacting with her in the first place, I'm wondering.
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