Meet Elizabeth Athenia Progris:
Ms. Progris, proud Floridian, is this week's mugshot of the week. She's pictured above doing her best imitation of a troll pencil-topper.
Described in this report as a "dancer/housewife", she was charged with possession of a controlled substance and introduction of contraband after a small plastic bag containing generic Xanax dropped "from her genital area to the floor at her feet" while she was being booked into the Martin County Jail. The report does not say why she was being booked in the first place.
One thing is certain, though--I'll bet Ms. Progris wishes she'd spent more time doing Kegel exercises before her recent encounter at the jail.
3 Comments
irishpirate said:
Dancer?
I've "heard" about some bachelor parties with bad "dancers", but this woman would be a whole other experience.
I'm thinking Helena Bonham Carter in "Alice in Wonderland".
Jackie Tithof Steere said:
Hilarious!
Moshucat said:
Where are all the Hollywood T A L E N T Scouts when you need them? She could be a real life Troll or even a Smurf? Good on Joe. Keep thosee cards and letters coming.
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