Cincinnati police officers were investigating a complaint of a disorderly man and found Mr. Stuckey. Hilarity ensued:
Police say after being warned to stop, Stuckey didn't and proceeded to curse them out.Then, things took an odd turn. According to court documents, officers say Stuckey was "pulling on the front of the police car, humping the police car." Stuckey also allegedly refused to listen to the officer who was requesting he stand at the front of the car.
Reports do not indicate whether or not alcohol was involved. Also, note to Mr. Stuckey--I think the lyric is "f*ck tha police", not "f*ck tha police car".
My hat's off to the arresting officers. I've seen a lot of things in 21 years, but no one has ever tried to bone my squad car.
3 Comments
Skylers Dad said:
A great story to share around the squad room to be sure, but I would like some additional info on that lazy eye if it's available.
fitty1 said:
"Yea, I boned the squad!" "What of it?"
Moshucat said:
Too bad they can't throw in a charge of sexual assult on a squad car. Be sure they get a HIV test on the car. Couldn't get any anwhere else? Sicko.
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