Taylor (Texas) Police Department Officer Keith Urban (yes, that is is real name) is one of the most patient officers I've ever seen.

While on a traffic stop, an affectionate black cat decided to use Officer Urban as a human cat tree.  The cat fled on foot after having its way with the officer for several minutes.  Fortunately for all of us, the incident was captured on squad car video:

Officer Urban was lucky that this cat was much friendlier than notorious feline crotch mauler "Pinky":