Kane said on Sunday, no one on the team is even sure what is hindering the Blackhawks from winning lately...
Maybe the answer was with them the entire time. Maybe the answer is moustache. Their fearless leader, Coach Q rocks one and we always have faith he will lead the team out of bad times.
Take a look at how the Hawks would look if they took a page from Quenneville's book, and united in an act of moustache-solidarity.
The captain would do great with an authoritative stache like Coach Q's; it would bring the intensity out in his eyes when he has his game face on. Toews should ideally keep it full and dominant to enforce his power.Keith needs to make sure the other team's offense doesn't get too comfortable in his zone. The easy-rider stache is very intimidating, and the added chin flair will confuse his opponents as they get lost in his many layers of moustache.If Crawford gets the start in net, he must sport a moustache that defies logic. A messy and confusing stache will make the other team too dizzy to score on target.Hossa matches a stache so he might as well have one. It adds character to his face and no one would dare challenge anyone skating at them with bushy, blonde facial hair.Kane had the best season of his career with his intricately detailed mullet. His new weapon should be facial embelishment. Enter the biker stache. Frankly, Patrick could pull it off so well that the other team will get intimidated solely by the confidence he has in something that looks so dirty.
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Bolland already scares his opponents when he comes out of nowhere and scores goals. A criminal moustache would be the perfect addition 'cuz no one likes messing with someone who looks like they did time. Patrick needs to make sure he keeps the other team guessing. If he threw a Mr. Pringles moustache in, they'd be like "WTF this guy makes me want chips". If the other team is hungry, they won't be focused. POM: Power of Moustache.Seabrook has been doing good things, but if he rocked an 80's stache, things would go even better. Don't question it. No one ever questioned Tom Selleck.Mayers has stepped up his game already, but his bald head makes him look like he can't be bothered with hair. Adding a no-nonsense styled moustache will show he has all kinds of hair-tolerance, but none for his opponents.Stalberg needs to shed the Christian Slater look because it makes people want to injure him rather than play against him properly. Growing a messy, Band Manager moustache is an easy-fix until the off-season.
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If Ray Emery grew a moustache like this, he would look like Tia and Tamara's dad from Sister, Sister. That's all I got but that doesn't mean he shouldn't do it.Montador has been really frustrated by the rut his team is in...a soft moustache to pet when he is angry could be a great source of stress relief for him. Bickell likes fishing so perhaps he should be more true to himself by growing a fisherman's stache. He would feel more confident and this in turn would improve his game by a million times.Hjalmarsson is firece player but his face doesn't look aggro enough. A stache would be sure to make others think twice about skating towards him. At all.Frolik can just stand on the ice with this creepy, unpredictable, yet tidy moustache and he will have a good game, it's just hella scary.
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I am not sure if Shaw is even capable of growing facial hair, but if he is, he should definitely get a stache going on. It will get in his opponents heads and make them think he is more complicated than he really is...Morrison is a nice guy. Guys who look nice finish last. Growing a stache and shaping it like he is a dirty, mean, trucker will surely up the fear factor in his opponents.A thick, distracting moustache would be opportune for Leddy. No one will be able to look away, as they try to figure out the wonders of the perfectly-curled ends. Eyes on stache = eyes off the puck. Success.Scott is already huge, mean, and looks mad all the time. Perhaps he has just gotten so used to this, he is becoming nonchalant about using it to his advantage. Trying a moustache might be something new and empowering for him to regain his dominance in the game.With a last name like Kruger, you would expect this guy to look a little more fearsome. Marcus needs to make others feel like the ice is Elm Street and he is their nightmare. Boom. Moustache. Problem solved.
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Looking like a Mob Boss is always the key to success. I implore Brunette to give this a try. It could be a game-changer.O'Donnell matches this stache so hard, it's no wonder he hasn't grown it yet. As in the case of Kane, it would be advantageous to rock it since he suits it.Lepisto already has facial hair. Maybe a reverse-stache would be the best course of action for him. Although it will make him look less like Chad Kroger which may or may not be a good thing.
