Posts tagged "Penguins"

Fake NHL Headlines – Offseason Edition

Sidney Crosby gets wrist massage, calls it “surgery” It was announced this morning that Sidney Crosby is getting “extremely minor surgery” on his wrist in attempt to explain why he sucked in the playoffs. Sources close to him said he was really just redeeming a gift card for a massage at a day spa, but... Read more »

Hawks lose to Penguins, Milbury still an idiot

I called it, again. A few weeks ago I made a list of games for the Blackhawks to watch out for. One I circled on the calendar was last night’s game against the Pittsburgh Penguins. I said that the Penguins would be bitter after their embarrassing blowout at soldier field in which they rarely registered... Read more »