A few weeks ago, while entering our church I saw a stack of prayer cards on a table. I found out through one of my Facebook followers that Saint Expedite is the patron saint of procrastination.
I have found my patron saint!
The prayer on the other side of the card is intriguing:
Saint Expedite, Noble Roman youth, martyr, you who quickly brings things to pass, you who never delays, I come to you in need:
(Clearly express what you want and ask him to find a way to get it to you.)
Do this for me, Saint Expedite, and when it is accomplished, I will as rapidly reply with an offering to you.
(State your vow or promise.)
Be quick, Saint Expedite! Grant my wish before your candle burns out, and I will glorify your name. Thanks for the favor granted to us.
Wow! A deal-making saint! This could be interesting ...
As for me, I'm sticking with Saint Expedite.
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