Posts in category "blogging"

5 symptoms of the grim disease affecting women with tattoos and piercings

5 symptoms of the grim disease affecting women with tattoos and piercings
There is a serious issue going on in the world today that needs to be addressed. Millions of people suffer in silence everyday, left behind by a world too preoccupied with the trappings of technology and popular culture to care about those who require help. In order to highlight the growing need for concern and... Read more »

The Ten Sexting Commandments

A few years back, this cute dude I knew asked me to send him a nude. Something told me not to trust his ass. So when I got home I took a screengrab of a porno starring a post-op transsexual showing off his/her brand new functional vag by playing with a cucumber. I sent it... Read more »

This dude wants to snitch on me... so I'm saving him the trouble.

Some creepy dude who works for the State of Illinois or something threatened to submit screengrabs of our less than friendly interactions online today so that he can get me in trouble with ChicagoNow, as if they don’t already know how incorrigible I am. So I thought I’d save him the trouble and post the... Read more »
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Why I miss dating before the internet... and you should too.

Why I miss dating before the internet... and you should too.
Back in the olden days, before the invention of the internet, dating was so much simpler. You met a guy you liked, you talked on the phone after school, you went out on dates on the weekend so that you could get to know each other, it was kinda sweet. Then the internet happened. Now,... Read more »

Why the racist Straight Outta Compton casting call is a bigger deal than you think

Why the racist Straight Outta Compton casting call is a bigger deal than you think
Wanna see some bullshit? As many of my readers know, in addition to doing music I do a lil acting. Working actors join actors unions (I’m with SAG/AFTRA) to get fair treatment and pay, to make sure things are on point. So I knowwww that SAG/AFTRA is gonna be all over this agency Sande Allesi... Read more »

Ladies: Why your vagina might be affecting your hearing.

Ladies: Why your vagina might be affecting your hearing.
I am not a girly girl. I don’t have a celebrity crush, I do not keep up with the Kardashians, and most importantly, I am not bilingual in “Girl Speak.” You don’t know what Girl Speak is? Let me enlighten you.   Girl Speak is the spoken and unspoken language that exists BENEATH the words... Read more »
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Donald Sterling's Girlfriend: The high price of loving these hoes.

Donald Sterling's Girlfriend: The high price of loving these hoes.
Donald Sterling is gross.   We all know about the racist ass tirade he went on that landed him in a well deserved lifetime ban from the NBA, a 2.5 million dollar fine, and the possibility of being forced to sell The Clippers. And many of us now know that Donald Sterling’s wife is suing his... Read more »

How my stalker became my best friend.

How my stalker became my best friend.
Whenever my best friend and I go out, people always ask “How did you two meet?” And she casually replies “I stalked her until she finally became my friend.” And she says it with a serious look on her face. And the person who asked always laughs. And I assure them that she is not... Read more »

10 things my White friends can't do on social media during Black History Month

10 things my White friends can't do on social media during Black History Month
Black History Month is a time for all Americans to celebrate the contributions of black people to our country and society. Every year on February 1st, I take time away from my music career to welcome this special month by writing a blog especially for my white friends. And everybody else’s white friends, too. I’m... Read more »
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How I feel about Macklemore winning 4 Grammys & Kendrick winning none.

Unlike most of the people who are online griping about the Grammys right now, I actually voted for the nominees. I am a member of the Chicago chapter of NARAS (National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences) and since the Grammys is a peer based award, for the past 2 years I have been casting... Read more »