Last year, I wrote a blog called The Grinch Who Owned Christmas that was pretty freaking awesome, in my humble opinion. Now, in the spirit originality, I'm doing the exact same thing I did last year.
Don't worry, the music I create is far more creative than my blog ideas.
1. 'Tis the season to be horny. (Santa is a motherf*cking pimp.)
2. Christmas hair. Yup. This is happening.
3. Yes, you'll go to hell if you laugh at this. But at least I'll be there to keep you company.
4. I bet he's thinking "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"
5. Jingle jails, jingle jails, jingle all the way...
6. Ummmm... wow.
7. I wonder if that would actually work...
8. Wow... it worked.
9. Festive weave. Coming to a ratchet salon near you.
10. Steroid Santa has a gift for you. I hope it's not a SMALL gift.