Why is Wilford Brimley so unhappy? He is quite the curmudgeon. In all of the centuries he has been in show business I do not remember him cracking even half of a smile. He ruined oatmeal for many when he was a spokesperson for Quaker Oats and now diabetus is not even fun.
Yes, diabetes is a serious disease but I feel like if I do not go with Liberty Medical Mr. Brimley makes me fear for my life. His cold eyes stare daggers into me. I have restraining order against him, you know, just in case. I feel like if he ever catches me cheating on my diet he will have me “eliminated”.
If you are a Brimley apologist I am sorry but he has to be taken down a peg. Maybe he needs a hug, but you do not hug a bear. I have insurance and I am able to get my diabetes testing supplies on my own. I do not need to be admonished for not using the company you are shilling for.
Diabetes needs a new mascot. I would be an excellent choice. I am nice and have a welcoming smile. Plus I am easy on the eyes. I will accept you no matter how you care for your diabetes and I will pronounce it correctly. Oatmeal is a different story, I do not mess around when it comes to oatmeal.