Bachelor in Paradise: Paradise Of Love

Bachelor in Paradise: Paradise Of Love
Cold Feet The show starts with a much shorter opening due to only eight people remaining. Evan and Carly are in white robes in a hotel (apparently Evan got laid). He attempts to rap his way to her heart. Watch out Vanilla Ice. Carly says she will be devastated if Evan freaks out. He has,... Read more »

Bachelor in Paradise: Fantastic Four Chances Of Love

Bachelor in Paradise: Fantastic Four Chances Of Love
Nick Scores A Carnival Date The show starts out with Grant and Lace discussing their relationship. Nick and Jen are talking about deciding their relationship, Nick tells her that Kaitlyn and Andi weren’t for him–sure. A new arrival is the chicken enthusiast Tiara. Evan is impressed. Nick must be also, because he heads over to... Read more »

Bachelor in Paradise: Three's Company

Bachelor in Paradise: Three's Company
Jaredise Is Over Will Caila stay or leave? That’s the question we start with. Ashley tells Jared that she sabotaged his relationship with Caila for his own good. Jared is leaving..with Caila. He literally runs after her car as she drives away. Jared and Caila are gone from paradise. Wells finally gets back from his... Read more »
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Bachelor in Paradise: Joshzilla Island Takeover

Bachelor in Paradise: Joshzilla Island Takeover
Cheering On Wells The Ashley and Caila encounter from last week picks up where it left of. Caila claims that Jared thinks of here Jared’s sister. Shots fired! Caila leaves and Ashley and Jared have a chat..again. Jared wants to figure things out and she just complains that she doesn’t have a guy to ask... Read more »

Bachelor in Paradise: The Return Of The Bachelor Immortals

Bachelor in Paradise: The Return Of The Bachelor Immortals
Bye-Bye Vinny Vinny and Izzy are the gossip of paradise. This Vinny-Izzy situation hits home for Carly, who experienced it last season with Kirk. Vinny takes Izzy aside to chat. Good guy Vinny opens up to her about his feelings and his purpose being there. Lots of crying. Vinny decides he will leave. Wow did... Read more »

Bachelor in Paradise: This Is Vinsanity

Bachelor in Paradise: This Is Vinsanity
The Battle For Canada We pick up with the Ashley I. and Jared saga. She talks to Jared about some glimmer of hope that isn’t even there. Jared wants to leave and thinks it’s unfair. She’s crying, as usual. He flat out tells her he only cares for her as a FRIEND. She asks him... Read more »
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Bachelor in Paradise: The Tug-Of-War For Jared

Bachelor in Paradise: The Tug-Of-War For Jared
Hurricane Ashley I.  Ashley I. arrives and is greeted by Chris Harrison. She claims that Jared and her are great friends, but she wants more. She also promises to cry three times or less–yeah, ok. At first glance Jared is stone-faced when he sees Ashley. She takes Jared aside for a chat. He reveals to... Read more »

Bachelor in Paradise: All About Jared...Again

Bachelor in Paradise: All About Jared...Again
Mexican Pizza Before the episode starts rolling, Chris Harrison voices over the preview for the episode. All he can muster is a bunch of sexual innuendos while talking about Evan. Such phrases as “hard,” “rising to the occasion” “premature elimination”, okay I’ll just stop. As the continuation of Evan’s attempt to sabotage goes, he talks... Read more »

Bachelor In Paradise: Because He's Evan Bass!

Bachelor In Paradise: Because He's Evan Bass!
A New Arrival Coming away from Tropical Storm Murray, Amanda and Josh continue to make out, as if they never stopped. Daniel has been waiting his entire life for Sarah. That might be the best joke coming from the unfunny Canadian. So another new arrival to paradise looks like Grants clone, Christian, who arrives with... Read more »
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Bachelor In Paradise: In The Nick Of Time

Bachelor In Paradise: In The Nick Of Time
Hike It To Leah Everyone drinks to celebrate Chadzilla’s departure, meanwhile, Chadzilla is hanging out with his friend Johnny Walker, pouring his soul into him. Still in disbelief no one stood up for him. Hilarious. Leah arrives to find a new field to play on. Paradise field. Leah is distraught that her man of choice... Read more »