No wayyyyy. This is AWESOME. I don’t want this. I NEED this! And it will go on a tree in the front of my house. And it will face the sidewalk so when people walk by they either crack the F up or poop themselves. And it will be worth every single penny. And let me just say that there is a life-sized one that is $2,250 and if any millionaires out there want to buy it for me, I will love you forever and ever and ever.
Yeah yeah yeah, I’m on an airplane SANS kiddos (and if you don’t speak French, that means WITHOUT the kiddos) and I am SOOOOOOOOOOO excited. It’s just me, myself and my iPad for the next three hours. FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (perky) Please turn off all electronic devices so we can back this mofo up and get... Read more »