I’m the asshole who plays Caillou on my iPad at restaurants
Dear unfortunate waiter, Well, we made it. Barely. I know tonight wasn’t exactly what you pictured when you strapped on your little black apron, so I’d like to offer you my sincerest apology. Here goes. 1. I’m sorry my baby removed and sucked on every sugar packet on the table. I tried to shove them... Read more »