Posts tagged "infant Tylenol"

Why I’m a worse mom than you

Fifteen things I do as a Mom that will make you feel better about yourself: 1. If the kids spill a little milk and I’m too lazy to get a paper towel, I wipe it up with my sleeve. Or my foot if I’m wearing a sock. 2. Sometimes when I don’t know where a... Read more »

Mommy by day. Drug-pusher by night.

Want to know how I sleep these days? With a sound machine blaring, earplugs shoved so deep they’re touching my brain, and a pillow held so tightly over my head it might smother me. In fact, let me go on the record now and say that if they ever find me dead in the morning... Read more »