Posts tagged "I Heart My Little A-Holes"

Best birth control EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!

Okay, I thought my kids were little a-holes… until I saw these. Holy crapola! I think it should be mandatory for every high school in North America to show this to their students. Let’s end teenage pregnancy. Annnnnd that is the reason I named my book I Heart My Little A-Holes. If this video made... Read more »

I don't read no stinkin' parenting magazines–a sneak peek at my book

So if you’re on this page, you probably know that my book is being rereleased by HarperCollins April 8. Or you don’t know because you’ve been trying to ignore me every time I annoy you about this shit. Can’t say I blame you. Anyways, I’ll cut to the chase. Here is an chapter from my... Read more »

Hells yeah, look what’s out on Kindle, Nook, iBook and Amazon tonight

Hells yeah, look what’s out on Kindle, Nook, iBook and Amazon tonight
How Baby Sideburns would say it: Buy my F’ing Book. How an Italian would say it: Buya mya booka. How Tina Fey would say it: Holy crap, this book is funny. Buy it. How my Jewish mother would say it: Woe is me, my grandchildren are starving and my daughter entertains you every week because... Read more »
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