Posts tagged "Disney"

Frozen is F'ing awesome and teaches three lessons about love that I love

Okay, so I know you’re totally used to me dissing Disney princess movies left and right for their pussified princesses (oh yeah, spell check, well pussified SHOULD BE a word) who need to be rescued by princes and fairy godmothers, so this blog is gonna come as a bit of a shock to you. Are... Read more »

Monsters University is Rated G? My ass it is

So here’s the thing. As a parent a lot of the shit I do for my kids is actually for myself. Like I “let” them watch TV because it allows me get stuff done. I drag them to places like DisneyWorld so I’ll have an excuse to ride the nostalgic shit I miss like “It’s... Read more »

Sofia the First meets Cinderella and some shit goes down

Sofia the First meets Cinderella and some shit goes down
“Sofia the First. Sofia the First. Is it Sunday yet? Is it 6 yet? Is it on yet? I wanna watch Sofia the First,” my daughter’s high-pitched voice begged all F’ing week. It was enough to make me want to chop off my ears and gauge out my eyes so I wouldn’t even have to... Read more »
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