Posts tagged "409"

Aggggghhh, I ate cauliflower! Must cut off tongue now!

ZOEY: What do I have to do to get dessert? ME: Eat your peas. ZOEY: But not this one. ME: What’s wrong with it? ZOEY: It’s in half. ME: Fine, but all the others. ZOEY: Can you make them into a rainbow? ME WITH BUTTERY FINGERS NOW: There you go. ZOEY: Now can you roll... Read more »

Oy Vajayjay

I remember the hospital tour like it was yesterday. Six other pregnant women and I shuffled through the maternity ward with our petrified husbands, trying not to think about the fact that within three short months we’d each be lying on a bed just like this one with our ungroomed vajayjays hanging out for all... Read more »
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