An importantish message from Baby Sideburns

An importantish message from Baby Sideburns

Why helllllllloooo, It’s me Baby Sideburns!

Okay, so I promise to be quick because I’m typing this from the toilet right now. I’m not actually going to the bathroom, but I told my husband I had to so I could come in here and write this.

Anyways, I just wanted to say thank you SOOOOOO much for reading my shit this past year or so. It's been super fun having an audience to write for and I can’t wait to keep entertaining you. If I’ve ever made you laugh, cry from laughing, pee from laughing, or just made a shitty day better, I hope you’ll check out my book I Heart My Little A-Holes. Seriously, you owe me. Nahhh, just kidding. You don't owe me. But here are some links where you can buy it, just in case you feel like you do. Which you don't.

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Signing off with a genuine crotch-to-crotch hug, none of that bullshit stand two feet apart and hug,

Baby Sideburns/ Karen Alpert/ that funny lady/ that funny-smelling lady

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P.S. Go eat some chocolate. Now you have to because I told you to.

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