"Zoey, get with your brother so I can take a nice picture."
"Zoey, seriously, can you smile?"
"Can you just try to look normal?"
"AGGGGHHHHHH, JUST LOOK AT THE F'ING CAMERAAAA DAMN ITTTT!!!!"
"Okay, whatever you do, DO NOT look at me and smile (reverse psychology)."
"Seriously? Are you kidding me?"
FYI, I didn't really call her that. At least not out loud.
Annnnnd this is why I wrote a book called I Heart My Little A-Holes. Maybe one day there will be a sequel with allllll the material they keep giving me. Seriously, it's never ending.
Check it out at these fine establishments. And other places too but I'm too lazy to put them all here.
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