Southern Baptists want you to avoid porn (also continue hating homosexuals)

Southern Baptists want you to avoid porn (also continue hating homosexuals)

The Southern Baptists have decided that they do not have enough things to hate, so they are turning their attention to one of men's favorite pastimes, porn.

The Southern Baptists, who founded their organization on slavery and racism, have attempted to control the minds of its' 16 million members for years. Hell, after asking in 1995 for forgiveness of enforcing racism into the American culture, the organization moved on to make sure that women did not have a say in their church.

Once the madness blew over from them limiting women's roles in 1998, the organization turned its' eyes on the hatred of gays and lesbians. Since then, the organization launched an unsuccessful boycott of Walt Disney, and even went as far as to encourage family members to refuse to communicate with their homosexual kin.

However, that was not enough for them. They just have more hate that needs to be spread.

So, now they are going after porn. A target that I do not picture many people jumping on the bandwagon of.

Apparently, though hating blacks, gays, and women is okay,vv watching porn makes you "less inclined to seek out God."

"Internet pornography is the perfect trap because it hooks men, and then men don't know what to do," Pastor Jay Dennis said. "I am hoping that this will be the launch, the discussion-starter for pastors to go back and start having hard discussions with their men."

Now, I know that many Americans will support things easily and without thinking of the consequences; however, I do not believe that many men will join this cause and stick with it.

Every guy looks at porn, even those that adamantly claim that they do not, will eventually admit that they watch it, read it, or, at the very least, flip through dirty pictures.

However, regardless of how hard it is (hehe, hard), they are seeking at least one million men who want to give up porn for a year. Also, during that year, you are not off the hook of hating women and homosexuals.

This means that, not only will your life suck because there will be no women or gays in it, you will also be super horny because you will not have any porn to help when times get tough.

So, my message to the Southern Baptists Convention is that we may let you enslave people, degrade our women, and hell, you may even deny rights to gays and lesbians; however, you will not, absolutely no way in hell, will you ever, ever take away our porn.

Also, maybe, just maybe, instead of worrying about how people get their rocks off, maybe you could spread the message of Love. Just a thought.

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