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the WORST Halloween Costumes - 2010

By Jason Chin, September 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Happy October! I love Halloween, but every year the store-bought costumes get dumberer and dumberer. Here's a selection (male and female) of some of the worst offenders.

Sexy Twister
When I read the name I thought it was a sexy Helen Hunt outfit. Instead it's this invitation to be groped.
Sexy Scrabble.
This is real. There used to be a costume where it's a big box.. and this is the sexy version of it. Maybe I'm being sexist, but I think a person who was REALLY into Scrabble wouldn't be caught dead in this thing.
Banana Flasher
This suit has little appeal for me. Best to split.
Sexy Squaw.
Really? How? How is this available in 2010?
LONGuini & Meatballs
The photo demonstrates an inherent design flaw in this dumb costume; you have to hold the hilarious prop!
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Sexy Firefighter
I call this costume "Sexy Firefighter." You know what it's officially called "Backdraft Babe." You know, based on all those sexy characters from the 1991 movie?
Sexy Lumberjack
This costume has a giant log with a woodpecker in the crotch area which demonstrates a lack of avian knowledge. The woodpecker is pecking in that area because the wood is rotten and filled with bugs and worms.
Miss Voorhees (Sexy Serial Killer?)
This is a distaff version of the dismembering villain from the Friday the 13th movie franchise. In the long tradition of store-bought costumes this features a strangely illogical picture of the hockey mask on the chest.
Sexy Jack Hammer
This construction worker costume comes with a jackhammer that attaches to the front of the crotch. Get it? The person wearing this probably shares many qualities with a jackhammer; loud, smelly and you can't wait to move away from one.
Sexy Sherlock Holmes
The game is afoot fetish! The Great Detective makes for a wonderful "sexy detective." Seeing someone in this costume would make me a Hound of the Boobervilles.
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Petting Zoo
Ah, the first in a long-line of crotch-oriented male costumes. Does ANYONE find these funny? I mean, someone MUST because they keep making them. Probably people who also thought "Dick in a Box" was great comedy.
Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
What says "sexy" better than the TMNT? I mean, they live in a sewer and were popular in the 80s.
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  • jtithof said October 1, 2010 at 12:00 am

    Agree. What is with all the sexy stuff for Halloween? It seems to be a contest about who can look sluttier, pardon my French. What kills me is that I have to walk into these stores (every other year when I buy my kids a costume) and they all look like this. How's a kid/teen supposed to find something appropriate. Argh.

  • JasonChin said October 1, 2010 at 12:00 am

    In an ironic twist, I think it forces people to be more creative and create costumes at home. I expect to see a lot of Sue Sylvester from Glee this year.

  • jtithof said October 4, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to JasonChin:

    I've thought of throwing on a track suit and being her! Funny.

  • lisaallcoup said October 5, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to JasonChin:

    Uh..dressed like a crow will be a unique halloween costume, but i agree with your blog!!

  • pete6677 said October 5, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to JasonChin:

    What's wrong with Dick in a Box? The petting zoo is hilarious but the other penis costumes are trying just a bit too hard (hee hee).

  • arkhamnoise said October 2, 2010 at 12:00 am

    Very much agreed... BUT

  • JasonChin said October 2, 2010 at 12:00 am
    In reply to arkhamnoise:

    Gulp. I was the Crow in 1999, I think. I'll post a pic. Maybe. But I agree with you!

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