Based on years of research, predicting trends and patterns, here are my hopes for our future.
See you in the Future, Americans!
All tech companies will guarantee all firmware for five years... not the usual breakage warranty, but a promise that there will be no super-cool-hardware-update-that-makes-me-feel-dumb-for-buying-this-thing-NOW. Yes, software updates that make my expensive device better and more efficient, but please, the hardware should last at least five years.After you receive your drivers license you may apply for your jetpack. Jetpacks!Like the Jetsons and the crew of Enterprise NCC-1701-D, we will have push-button food replication. Not a heater-upper box (that's what I call the microwave oven), but an actual foodstuff creator.In addition to hot and cold water, all municipalities will provide refreshing and delicious running Arnold Palmers (iced tea mixed with lemonade).For every athletic scholarship (over 1 year or $20,000) awarded the university must give two commensurate academic scholarships.
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The rights guaranteed all Americans by the Constitution of the United States are protected and ensured. All American citizens.Everyone will personally win the sporting event of their choice.I wish that sometime in the near future, America wins some kind of Cosmic Powerball Lottery and a) pays all it's debts and promises, b) fixes and enhances the entire infrastructure, and c) everyone gets an iPad.We all know that Hollywood is out of ideas so let us turn the cameras on us. By mixing reality tv, documentary and storytelling, let us ensure that everyone's story is told and heard.It was 1969 when we first landed on the moon. Let's get with the cities and daily flights to the moon, please.
