If only God was married

Wife: Don’t put it there!
God: Why not?
Wife: You said that you didn’t want them to eat from it.
God: I told them not to.
Wife: But you know they’ll do it anyway.
God: Yes
Wife: Go put it on the other side of the planet.
God: Yes dear
Wife: What are you making?
God: A talking snake.
Wife: What?! Why on earth would you be making that?
God: I thought it would be cool.
Wife: Absolutely not! You are not making a talking snake!
God: Yes dear

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