Posts tagged "Cubs"

Professional baseball players to blame god for striking out

Pointing to the air and thanking god for a home run is perfectly acceptable. This according to Ringo, President of the National League of Reasonable Blame and Credit to Deities organization. But we must also be fair and balanced. If they praise god for home runs, baseball players will be required to blame god every... Read more »

God hates the Chicago Cubs

There is no greater evidence for an all-powerful being than the dismal legacy of the Chicago Cubs. A divine curse provides the only logical explanation. If there is an all-powerful and all-knowing being of which everything that happens is by his will, these things are self-evident. God loves New York, has a warm fondness for... Read more »