Thor kicked in crotch. Now a woman.

Many are outraged at Marvel’s decision to make Thor a woman.

As the story goes, Thor engages in a particularly brutal battle with a supervillain. None other than Ray Finkle who escaped prison for kidnapping Dan Marino and gained super powers through a radioactive frog bite. With the laces out, Thor receives a massive kick to the crotch that leaves him unconscious. He wakes up three weeks later as Thorella.

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Nuff said, except that Thor never actually turns into a woman, he just can't lift the hammer anymore while a female godess can. If people are upset about this, wait till Marvel reveals Jessie Christ, God's only begotten daughter.

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