Knowing the word of God – 3 easy steps

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Step #1 – Someone has to write that god said something in order for god to actually say something. If someone simply makes a statement without any god reference, that’s only their own words and opinions. In order to be eligible for divine recognition, it must follow the format of God + “communication verb” + “proclamation.”
Example:
Be nice to your momma – not god
Be nice to your momma – not god
Be nice to your momma – not god
God commanded be nice to your momma – god eligible, proceed to Step #2.

Step #2 – It has to be the god of your religion.
Example:
Mithras said – don’t care
Zeus said – don’t care
Isis said – don’t care
(Insert gods(s) of your religion here) said – god eligible, proceed to Step #3.

Step #3 – It has to be something you agree with.
Example:
Condoning slavery – ignore
Killing people – ignore
Oddities – ignore
Be nice – agreed, therefore word of god.

So remember, it has to say god, it has to be your god, and it has to be something that you agree with.

Congratulations! You now know the indisputable words of god and what he wants you to do with your life.

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