Posts tagged "President Obama"

Census Totally Screws Dems, Not Just In Illinois

Like a number of “blue” states, it appears people are fleeing Illinois like it was on fire and heading to states with questionable school board decisions, warmer climates and compelling roadside tourist attractions. As a result, Illinois stands to lose one House seat to the Bible belt; we’ll be divided into 18 House districts instead... Read more »

Everyone Hates Obama

I get that you might have a difficult time believing that Sarah Palin was right on the whole “quantitative easing is a really bad deal” thing, Barack, but would you believe, say, the entire G-20 summit when it turns out they aren’t so excited about your plan to print tons of money and  keep the... Read more »

Rahm Emanuel Gets Hit By An Egg

I suspect this is an indication that he’s going to have a difficult time with the Hispanic community:   Their aim wasn’t the greatest: the egg actually hit a campaign reporter. Rahm Emanuel is expected to officially announce his candidacy for mayor on Saturday. He’ll be vying with City Clerk Miguel de Valle and businessman... Read more »

Robert Gibbs In Line To Ruin New Office?

Howard Dean is looking to split from the DNC, and the DNC is preparing to look to split from him, considering the losses they’re predicting come November (what do you mean we lost the House and the Senate)? The search is on, then for a creative genius to run the party, to lend that air... Read more »

Tragedy: Obama Has Lost Joey Lawrence

Obviously, we’re all waiting to hear what Blossom thinks. And why Fox News thinks this requires a headline. Actor Joey Lawrence would simply like to see Obama live up to his campaign of “hope” and take a little more responsibility for all the issues, good and bad, a th the top of the country’s national... Read more »

Fear Not! We Now Have An Asian Carp Czar.

Now that Mike Cox isn’t running for governor of Michigan, the two-state debate over the destructive power of the Asian carp seems to have dropped out of the headlines, which might explain why the Obama Administration is resurrecting the issue by appointing a special Czar to handle all things Asian carp. Yes, an Asian Carp... Read more »

David Axelrod Is Totally Into this Rahm For Mayor Thing

This morning, the Politico was quick to point out that Rahm Emanuel is, by and large, a sh*tty candidate for mayor in the city of Chicago, given that he’ll be competing against a bevy of quasi-talented attention whores whose primary objective is to make themselves relevant, despite all evidence to the contrary (like Bobby Rush,... Read more »

War Is Over If...Um...Someone Wants It, I Guess?

Last night, President Obama addressed the nation, claiming that all combat troops would be withdrawn from Iraq, fulfilling a campaign promise to end the eight-year war there begun during the Bush Administration. Speaking from the Oval Office, the President declared “mission accomplished,” claiming that Iraqi forces will now be responsible for keeping their own security,... Read more »

Obama to Stump For Alexi Giannoulias

Dan Proft keeps calling him “Ali G” but Dan Proft also dyes his eyebrows a different color from his hair so I’m sticking to the term of endearment I’ve always known (Sexy Lexi) for everyone’s favorite Senate candidate, Alexi Giannoulias. Either way you go, though, he’s about $1.4 million (or $3 million if you believe... Read more »

Old Spice Dude Advises President Obama

The Old Spice guy is answering your questions on YouTube and ABC anchor-slash-former Clinton spin doctor George Stephanopoulos decided to get in on the action, asking “Old Spice Guy” how President Obama can win back that all important ladyvote. His advice? Three words: “Presidential Ab Point.” I maintain that the way the Republican Party can... Read more »