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Posts tagged "Mitt Romney"

Ten Reasons Barack Obama's Day Was Worse Than Yours

Ten Reasons Barack Obama's Day Was Worse Than Yours
Being President has it’s benefits. Free breakfasts, cheap cell phone service, helicopter rides. Most days, I imagine, when the Muslim population of the Middle East isn’t attempting to nuke itself into a plate of green glass, the economy shows signs of temporary recovery and there are Freedom Fries on the cafeteria menu, it actually seems... Read more »
By emzanotti,
June 7, 2011 at 9:29 pm
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Bring Your Popcorn: Bachmann's In For A Debate

Remember that moment in the movie Scanners right before the dude’s head explodes, where he totally knows he’s about to die but he’s kind of enjoying it? I’m practicing that face for next week’s Republican Primary Debates in New Hampshire because, as of today, Michele Bachmann, who is not running for President but is running... Read more »
By emzanotti,
June 7, 2011 at 6:42 pm
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Mitt Romney is Team Jacob

The best part of a Presidential primary is watching the candidates, who for all intents and purposes are absolutely inhuman, struggle to relate to the common folk using what limited knowledge they have of popular culture. Sometimes, this involves twenty-year-old references to the early days of “hip-hop.” Sometimes they managed to squeak in some Internet-gleaned... Read more »
By emzanotti,
May 31, 2011 at 9:07 am
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Tuesday's Headlines: Don't Steal From John Kerry

I haven’t been around enough today to fully catch up on the amount of material passing through. I’m just not capable. I’m out doing real things. Like working. And finding the nearest Taco Bell. And so, instead of real posts – the most important bits from the most important people. If Donald Trump doesn’t win... Read more »
By emzanotti,
April 12, 2011 at 9:26 pm
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Closing Bell: Romney In, Trump's Got a Sharpie.

It’s Monday. It’s the fifth anniversary of Romneycare. It’s…kind of a slow news day because, thankfully, Congress is out of session. Healthcare is sooo successful that Democrats in Missouri are breaking from the party and joining up with the law designed to challenge the Constitutionality of Obamacare. Mitt Romney announces the formation of his exploratory... Read more »
By emzanotti,
April 11, 2011 at 8:46 pm
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Could Donald Trump Change the Stakes in 2012?

No, not seriously. But The Donald is, at least, considering running for President of the United States on the GOP ticket in 2012. News broke Monday of a New Hampshire poll asking residents about a possible presidential run by Donald Trump. And although Trump denies having anything to do with the poll, he admitted Tuesday... Read more »
By emzanotti,
October 5, 2010 at 3:39 pm
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