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Posts tagged "Jersey Shore"

Rahm Emanuel Could Save Us From Snooki

Rahm Emanuel has a tax plan. More specficially, Rahm Emanuel appears to have a fever, and the only prescription is more revenue in the form of what I’d like to call a “douchebag tax.” Chicago mayoral candidate Rahm Emanuel wants to raise some taxes–oops, close some loopholes–on some luxury services such as pet grooming, tanning salons, and limousine... Read more »
By emzanotti,
January 20, 2011 at 10:53 am
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Bristol and The Situation and Something About Sex

I don’t know if I learned anything from this video except: (1) Damn, that’s really awkward and (2) I suspect that the Situation cannot actually memorize lines, which explains why everything he says revolves, in some way, around the words “The Situation.” (3) I don’t know for sure, but I think the Magnums are wishful... Read more »
By emzanotti,
November 16, 2010 at 7:59 pm
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Bristol Palin to Dance With the Stars

You know, I always love a happy ending. Bristol Pain may have ended up single with her boyfriend and baby-daddy somewhere in LA apologizing for apologizing to her mother and faking an engagement and reconciliation while scoring some sort of reality television program, but she’s not staying down. Nope. She’s back in the saddle with... Read more »
By emzanotti,
August 31, 2010 at 8:36 am
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