Posts tagged "FBI"

Blagojevich's Elvis Could Be Yours

So Blago brought his kids to court this morning because, you know, that’s the kind of thing children should be exposed to: being used as pawns in a legal strategy. Yes, they’re not being dragged through casinos at 3am (not that I didn’t see enough of that over the weekend in Vegas), but at some... Read more »

Blago: Michelle Obama Versus Patti?

Let me put it this way: if I had to fight either Michelle Obama or Patti Blagojevich, I have no idea which one I would choose. Both of them, honestly, could kick my ass halfway to Sunday. Michelle Obama’s got those huge arms that could crush my head like a walnut and Patti’s scrappy as... Read more »

Could It Happen In Chicago?

So people in the blogosphere are doing a much better job of covering the arrest and, now, arraignment, of alleged Times Square bomber Faisal Shazad. In short, however, here is the run-down on the terror suspect arrest in New York, which is playing out like a terrifyingly real-life episode of 24: This is the criminal... Read more »