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Posts tagged "Donald Trump"

Palin/Trump 2012?

He’s got the hair, she’s got the shoes. They both have reliable methods of transportation, a history of blatant attention whoring, reality television shows, limited success in positions of power and questionable educational backgrounds. So why shouldn’t Sarah Palin and Donald Trump run on an independent ticket together? The answer escapes Sarah Palin! Sarah Palin... Read more »
By emzanotti,
June 1, 2011 at 3:06 pm
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Trump's Advantage; Obama's Tantrum

Trump's Advantage; Obama's Tantrum
There are some polls that matter and some polls that don’t. For instance, Donald Trump has somehow managed to sail to the top of Republican polls on a combination of market saturation, name recognition and clever strategy. You see, when you study your target demographics enough to understand how to get a momentary hike in... Read more »
By emzanotti,
April 19, 2011 at 7:58 pm
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Yesterday's News: Ron Paul's Christmas Lights

Today, we might have legalized prostitution in Chicago. Yesterday, Ron Paul put his house for sale on the Internet. Coincidence? I think not. This is, quite possibly, the dumbest thing I’ve ever read, though you do have to hand it to Florida. They want to license people to do something that was previously illegal…just so... Read more »
By emzanotti,
April 15, 2011 at 9:55 am
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Tuesday's Headlines: Don't Steal From John Kerry

I haven’t been around enough today to fully catch up on the amount of material passing through. I’m just not capable. I’m out doing real things. Like working. And finding the nearest Taco Bell. And so, instead of real posts – the most important bits from the most important people. If Donald Trump doesn’t win... Read more »
By emzanotti,
April 12, 2011 at 9:26 pm
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Closing Bell: Romney In, Trump's Got a Sharpie.

It’s Monday. It’s the fifth anniversary of Romneycare. It’s…kind of a slow news day because, thankfully, Congress is out of session. Healthcare is sooo successful that Democrats in Missouri are breaking from the party and joining up with the law designed to challenge the Constitutionality of Obamacare. Mitt Romney announces the formation of his exploratory... Read more »
By emzanotti,
April 11, 2011 at 8:46 pm
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Oprah To Force Made-Over Trump - and Rosie - on America?

I’m not entirely sure that the direct plan here is to attack Trump’s chances at winning an election, but I am fairly sure that nothing good can come of allowing Oprah to make you over, unless you’re a really big fan of pricey, shapeless pantsuits, pointy-toe flats and layered, over-processed hair color. But given that... Read more »
By emzanotti,
March 30, 2011 at 3:23 pm
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Could Donald Trump Change the Stakes in 2012?

No, not seriously. But The Donald is, at least, considering running for President of the United States on the GOP ticket in 2012. News broke Monday of a New Hampshire poll asking residents about a possible presidential run by Donald Trump. And although Trump denies having anything to do with the poll, he admitted Tuesday... Read more »
By emzanotti,
October 5, 2010 at 3:39 pm
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Can It Always Be This Way?

I vote that Donald Trump is allowed to vet every single candidate for public office. Or the people from Undercover Boss. If you can’t do basic tasks at the level of an elementary school-er, you’re out. Yes, this would disqualify anyone over 60 based solely on understanding of technology alone, but you know what? The... Read more »
By emzanotti,
April 5, 2010 at 5:42 pm
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