Posts tagged "Census"

Census Totally Screws Dems, Not Just In Illinois

Like a number of “blue” states, it appears people are fleeing Illinois like it was on fire and heading to states with questionable school board decisions, warmer climates and compelling roadside tourist attractions. As a result, Illinois stands to lose one House seat to the Bible belt; we’ll be divided into 18 House districts instead... Read more »

Hipsters: F@#$ing Up the Census

Someone is making the census difficult. The illiterate? The homeless? Cat ladies? Michelle Bachmann? No. Hipsters. Nate Stark has an explanation. Mr. STARK: I guess it’s laziness and like, what’s the point? When it comes down to it, nobody wants to fill out like another form that’s just like getting sent to your house that... Read more »

Unfriending Bill Brady

Bill Brady, I am not approving your “Fan” request. Now, obviously, this is a way bigger deal to me than it is to you. Like whatever underpaid staffer you have manning the new media even cares one way or the other whether or not I hit “ignore” when you click on my name because we... Read more »