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Posts tagged "celebrity gossip"

Rod Blagojevich Chats With Perez Hilton

I’ve missed him, honestly. This is about as serious as I can see Rod Blagojevich ever getting, and it’s fascinating to me that he treats an interview with a man who’s primary pastime is drawing cartoon penises on people’s faces with Microsoft Paint, like he were one of Barbara Walters Person of the Year specials... Read more »
By emzanotti,
November 22, 2010 at 3:05 pm
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Dear TSA, I'm Just Not That Into You

Back on Monday, I totally didn’t blog because I was flying back from Boston, which is a nightmare airport only slightly worse than O’Hare, and I say that only because my flight was delayed both coming and going. Also, while I find the Chicago accent super hot in a man-in-blue-collar-uniform sort of way, the Boston... Read more »
By emzanotti,
November 17, 2010 at 7:27 pm
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A Dancing With the Stars Public Service Political Announcement

Attention Palin voters who are f***ing with my show: Look, I get it. Bristol Palin is the only Palin you can currently vote for, and, to some, booting her off the show prior to her sell-by date would have seemed like a vast left-wing conspiracy to hinder the entire Palin family regardless of political weight... Read more »
By emzanotti,
November 10, 2010 at 1:53 pm
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Two Coalition Candidates Named Dan?

After much deliberation – and a slate of such terrible candidates that they actually had to stop the process to bring in two they’d already rejected – a coalition of African-American community leaders has united behind Rep. Danny Davis. After two months of closed-door meetings, a coalition of African-American leaders announced Saturday that it has... Read more »
By emzanotti,
November 7, 2010 at 11:03 pm
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Levi Johnson Reaches Pinnacle of His Career

Now that Bristol Palin has taken the upper hand with mediocre ballroom dancing (you know she’s mediocre, okay? If you’re a fan of Dancing With the Stars, you know it), Levi Johnston clearly feels he needs to reach new plateaus in his burgeoning fall from fame. This would, of course, explain why he is making... Read more »
By emzanotti,
October 5, 2010 at 11:30 am
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Sarah Palin Is Exactly Like Your Mom

There’s been much consternation over whether Sarah Palin was booed during her appearance on Dancing With the Stars last night. I can’t officially tell you one way or another whether the audience’s vocal displeasure was directed at the Mama Grizzly, the judges’ cruel, cruel scoring of Jennifer Grey’s remarkable comeback, or Brook Burke’s ridiculous clear... Read more »
By emzanotti,
September 28, 2010 at 8:20 pm
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Bristol Palin to Dance With the Stars

You know, I always love a happy ending. Bristol Pain may have ended up single with her boyfriend and baby-daddy somewhere in LA apologizing for apologizing to her mother and faking an engagement and reconciliation while scoring some sort of reality television program, but she’s not staying down. Nope. She’s back in the saddle with... Read more »
By emzanotti,
August 31, 2010 at 8:36 am
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Bristol and Levi Call It Quits But Is It Over?

As if no one saw this coming: Levi Johnston is such a publicity whore that he lured Bristol Palin into a romance rekindle in order to get his name back into the papers, then revealed that he may have knocked up some other chick and had every intention of moving to Los Angeles to begin... Read more »
By emzanotti,
August 4, 2010 at 10:08 pm
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Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston Engaged?!

There are rare moments that I agree with Sarah Palin completely, but the release of this US Weekly exclusive is one of them. I have a bad feeling about this. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston say they’re engaged and hope to get married within six weeks in Alaska. Palin, the daughter of 2008 vice-presidential candidate... Read more »
By emzanotti,
July 14, 2010 at 8:21 am
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Levi Johnston Apologizes, Gets Back Together With Bristol Palin

So Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin look to be back together, if you believe the news reports, and the extended Facebook fight she’s been having with Levi’s sister Mercede (no “s,” the Johnston family is apparently fond of naming their children after national brands, but leaving off the plural). Apparently, someone took a picture of... Read more »
By emzanotti,
July 7, 2010 at 2:31 pm
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