Posts tagged "Bill Clinton"

"Weiner's Wiener" Is Actually Weiner's Wiener.

If that isn’t an SEO optimized headline, I just don’t know what is anymore. After a week of playing the media like a fiddle until they bowed to his every explanation no matter how ridiculous, and following the unintentionally hilarious revelation that, not only had he Tweeted his wiener to unsuspecting fans, but his entire... Read more »

Yesterday's News: The LensCrafters of News

I sort of like this setup better. This way, you can get yesterday’s news today and I can consistently post on this blog without finding myself cursing having to write while a freshly-minted trashy mystery novel waits patiently on my Kindle. Without further ado, everything that happened…yesterday. If you need to learn anything before becoming... Read more »

Bill Daley Gets White House Job, America Returns to 1994

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Looks like the weird Daley-Emanuel-Daley relationship is about to get a little bit weirder as Bill Daley officially takes over for Rahm Emanuel who left because he officially wants to take over for his brother. It’s the Chicago way with just a teensy little touch of that good ol’... Read more »

Davis Drops Out, Braun Drops In

Let’s recap the last week, shall we? Neil Steinberg writes a scathing column about Carol Moseley Braun that sends her through the roof. Rep. Danny Davis revoked Bill Clinton’s street cred. Braun then responded by calling Steinberg a drunken wife-beating racist on the morning news. Steinberg acknowledged possibly being a drunk but not a wife... Read more »

Oh, Danny Davis.

So you can tell a lot about a candidate for office from the website they launch. Rahm Emanuel, for example, running a national campaign with most of President Obama’s advisers at the helm just knocked off right down to the font. Gery Chico had a website from Geocities circa 1997 until he became a... Read more »

Chelsea Clinton Is Richer Than You

Her mother might be selling DVDs to help pay off her campaign debt, but that’s not stopping Chelsea Clinton from spending a mint on her dream wedding in New York. Behold, the entirely estimated (by people “in the know”) Clinton wedding budget (click the link if you want a detailed explanation of each itemized expenditure):... Read more »

Democrats Come for Your ATM Fees

I feel like any time a member of the Clinton Administration has shown up lately, sh*t goes down, and Lanny Davis’ Op-Ed in the Hill is no exception. Apparently, it is no longer enough that your bank charges you ATM fees and a penalty every time you use the sketchy ATM in a bar when... Read more »

Bashing Rush Limbaugh: The New Sex Tape

When you want to revive your waning career in the spotlight, you do one of a number of things. One, you go on a three day bender, crash a car worth a minimum of $100K, beat up a hooker and get found, face down in an alley with a hairdo just crazy enough to earn... Read more »

Is Bill Clinton Dating...Martha Stewart?

It’s creepy. Ohhhh, its creeeeeepy. And probably not truuuue. But, whoa. You have to hand it to him: Bill Clinton, according to gossip rags, may be bagging the only woman who could take Hillary in a catfight and having a decent chance of emerging the victor. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has launched a cold... Read more »