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Posts tagged "2012 Election"

Bring Your Popcorn: Bachmann's In For A Debate

Remember that moment in the movie Scanners right before the dude’s head explodes, where he totally knows he’s about to die but he’s kind of enjoying it? I’m practicing that face for next week’s Republican Primary Debates in New Hampshire because, as of today, Michele Bachmann, who is not running for President but is running... Read more »
By emzanotti,
June 7, 2011 at 6:42 pm
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Palin/Trump 2012?

He’s got the hair, she’s got the shoes. They both have reliable methods of transportation, a history of blatant attention whoring, reality television shows, limited success in positions of power and questionable educational backgrounds. So why shouldn’t Sarah Palin and Donald Trump run on an independent ticket together? The answer escapes Sarah Palin! Sarah Palin... Read more »
By emzanotti,
June 1, 2011 at 3:06 pm
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Miley Cyrus Discovers Irony of Urban Outfitters, Hates Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum is something else. He once tried to outlaw the National Weather Service (not an entirely disagreeable position considering AccuWeather provides the same service without sucking up taxpayer funds), quoted Lord of the Rings in a speech about the Iraq War, has seen his name become Latin for “Asshole” and slang for a sexual... Read more »
By emzanotti,
May 31, 2011 at 6:32 pm
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Mitt Romney is Team Jacob

The best part of a Presidential primary is watching the candidates, who for all intents and purposes are absolutely inhuman, struggle to relate to the common folk using what limited knowledge they have of popular culture. Sometimes, this involves twenty-year-old references to the early days of “hip-hop.” Sometimes they managed to squeak in some Internet-gleaned... Read more »
By emzanotti,
May 31, 2011 at 9:07 am
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Obama's Budget Plan Is...Oh, Whatever. I Give Up Already.

Did you make it through Obama’s entire speech on budget planning this afternoon? Excellent. You’re one step ahead of Vice President Joe Biden and possibly me. Clearly, scheduling a speech after lunchtime was a mistake. I suspect, however, the administration considered this a win because, after all, Joe Biden was, at last, silent. Considering his... Read more »
By emzanotti,
April 13, 2011 at 7:15 pm
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Oprah To Force Made-Over Trump - and Rosie - on America?

I’m not entirely sure that the direct plan here is to attack Trump’s chances at winning an election, but I am fairly sure that nothing good can come of allowing Oprah to make you over, unless you’re a really big fan of pricey, shapeless pantsuits, pointy-toe flats and layered, over-processed hair color. But given that... Read more »
By emzanotti,
March 30, 2011 at 3:23 pm
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