I haven't been around enough today to fully catch up on the amount of material passing through. I'm just not capable. I'm out doing real things. Like working. And finding the nearest Taco Bell. And so, instead of real posts - the most important bits from the most important people.
- If Donald Trump doesn't win the GOP nomination, he'll "probably" run as an Independent, which is exactly what everyone doesn't want him to do. This decision will "probably" come as soon as he's done filming his television show. If this all works out appropriately, Gary Busey will be his running mate.
- Barack Obama wants you to know that it's totally not his fault that he has to golf so darned much. You people are just so hard to deal with, what with your wanting him to be President and stuff.
- Bad? Your Presidential campaign is probably going to be defined entirely by your shortcomings. Worse? You launched your campaign on the anniversary of one of said shortcomings. Horrible? You stole your campaign slogan from John Kerry.
- Talking Heads - 1, Charlie Crist - 0.
- Dear Pat Quinn, the state of Wisconsin would like a word with you.
Happy Tuesday!
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Tags: Barack Obama, Charlie Crist, Donald Trump, Golf, John Kerry, Mitt Romney
