Posts in category "Humor"

What I'd Buy With My 1.3 Billion Dollar Lottery Jackpot

What I'd Buy With My 1.3 Billion Dollar Lottery Jackpot
While the chances of winning the 1.3 BILLION dollar Powerball are about as good as getting struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark after making love to Kate Beckinsale, it’s still fun to think of the possibilities. What would you do if you won that kind of cash? Invest in charity? Save dogs?... Read more »

I Binged Watched 'Making a Murderer'. This is my Review. You're Welcome World

I Binged Watched 'Making a Murderer'. This is my Review. You're Welcome World
For those of you that are new here, I have been known to binge watch shows that most mortal men would stay far, far away from. Shows like Grey’s Anatomy and The Vampire Diaries are prime examples of me biting the bullet and taking one for the team. I do this for two reasons: 1.... Read more »

A Boy in a Barbie Commercial - And it's Pretty Gay

A Boy in a Barbie Commercial - And it's Pretty Gay
A new Barbie commercial features a boy for the first time and wow is it…gay. Yeah I said it. Don’t believe me? Check it out below. Now before you get your panties all in a bunch and start with the hate mail, let me finish. Mattel has been making commercials for Barbie for like 56... Read more »
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Red Cups, Green Cups, Who Gives a Shit?

Red Cups, Green Cups, Who Gives a Shit?
That headline is brought to you by Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore, the last really funny Adam Sandler movie. If you haven’t already heard the news, Starbucks is being shit on this holiday season because their cups don’t say Christmas on them. In fact, they don’t say anything on them, they’re just plain red cups. Sharpen... Read more »

Air Travel Sucks

Air Travel Sucks
I vaguely remember a trip to Florida my family and I took when I was just a young Tim without a care in the world. Back then, I didn’t have any bills or a job, I didn’t have to go to game nights with the weird couple down the street who inexplicably smell like cat... Read more »

White Sox Fans Should Cheer For the Cubs

White Sox Fans Should Cheer For the Cubs
Have you ever watched the movie ‘8 Mile’? It’s that movie where Eminem plays a white rapper from Detroit who asks to borrow someone else’s car the whole movie. (Seriously look it up, he asks like…50 times.) Anyways, in the movie Eminem is always losing rap battles because he pukes up his mom’s spaghetti and... Read more »
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Amazing Pictures of the Super Blood Moon From My Facebook Friends

Amazing Pictures of the Super Blood Moon From My Facebook Friends
Every once in a blue moon (giggle) the world gets together to experience one phenomenon all at the same time. Asteroid showers, a comet, or an eclipse will bring the human race together  to really tell us, “You’re so freaking small, it’s disgusting.” It’s refreshing to know that so many people have something in common at one... Read more »

I Finished Binge Watching Grey's Anatomy. I'm a Dude. This is my Review. You're Welcome World.

I Finished Binge Watching Grey's Anatomy. I'm a Dude. This is my Review. You're Welcome World.
Let’s be honest. The sequel wasn’t that good. It was just a rehash of the first one but less funny. It was the Dumb and Dumber 2 of blog posts. Fear not though, I hope to end this trilogy on a Toy Story 3 note and not a Dark Knight Rises one. I don’t need... Read more »

Ben Carson Doesn't Care About Muslims

Ben Carson Doesn't Care About Muslims
I really hope you read that headline like Kanye West, it’s funnier that way. Anywho, so neurosurgeon turned politician turned Republican presidential hopeful turned dumbass Ben Carson went on the record Sunday in an interview with Chuck Todd from ‘Meet the Press’ and said he, “would not advocate that we put a Muslim in charge... Read more »
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Kim Davis Refuses McDonald's All-Day Breakfast in Kentucky

Kim Davis Refuses McDonald's All-Day Breakfast in Kentucky
In case you missed it, McDonald’s has finally given in to the world’s demands and will be serving breakfast ALL-DAY. People rejoice! What a time to be alive! Still, not everyone feels the same way I do – especially religious zealots. Insert Kim Davis, who after being fired from her job handing out marriage certificates,... Read more »