Goodbye, The Walking Dead

Goodbye, The Walking Dead
When the first episode of The Walking Dead appeared on Halloween night 2010 on AMC, it had to be the best hour of television I had ever watched to that point. I had followed the comic before the episode, so I knew what the show was all about and seeing the source material so well... Read more »

Shithole or America? You decide.

Is this a shithole country? Or is this America?
With Trump calling many African countries shitholes, I thought it might be a good idea to test your knowledge in a little game I like to play: Shithole or America? Come with me to see if you live in a shithole!

Air Travel Sucks

Air Travel Sucks
I vaguely remember a trip to Florida my family and I took when I was just a young Tim without a care in the world. Back then, I didn’t have any bills or a job, I didn’t have to go to game nights with the weird couple down the street who inexplicably smell like cat... Read more »
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Are You Ready For the Peeple App?

Are You Ready For the Peeple App?
I guess it was only a matter of time before the human race lowered itself so far down that even my credit score was all like, “Damn that’s low.” We already rate just about everything from restaurants to movies to hotels so I guess this is just the next logical step in de-evolution. There’s a... Read more »

Amazing Pictures of the Super Blood Moon From My Facebook Friends

Amazing Pictures of the Super Blood Moon From My Facebook Friends
Every once in a blue moon (giggle) the world gets together to experience one phenomenon all at the same time. Asteroid showers, a comet, or an eclipse will bring the human race together  to really tell us, “You’re so freaking small, it’s disgusting.” It’s refreshing to know that so many people have something in common at one... Read more »

A Rebuttal to '25 Things Men in Their 30's Need to Stop Doing".

A Rebuttal to '25 Things Men in Their 30's Need to Stop Doing".
Oh Facebook. You never fail to give me ideas to write about. Whether it’s the stupid school that told a third grader that her Wonder Woman lunchbox was banned because it was too violent or my idiotic friends who repost shit like, “Ban the gay flag because the Virginia killer was gay,” I will always... Read more »
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Maybe Cecil The Lion Deserved It.

Maybe Cecil The Lion Deserved It.
The whole world seems to be angry with Dr. Walter Palmer, a dentist from Minnesota who hunted and killed a beloved lion named Cecil in Zimbabwe. Maybe it was the horrific way the dentist… wait… a dentist is a doctor? I didn’t know that. I figured anyone could be a dentist as long as they... Read more »

An Important Lesson We Can Learn From Brookfield Zoo’s Racist Employee

An Important Lesson We Can Learn From Brookfield Zoo’s Racist Employee
When I was employed, it took everything in my power not to take to social media to vent my disgust with my employer. It seemed like each and every day something happened that made me want to throw a tire iron at someone just to see if it had the same effect as a boomerang.... Read more »

The Seedy Underbelly of Chicago Apartment Hunting

The Seedy Underbelly of Chicago Apartment Hunting
About two months ago, my gorgeous girlfriend and I decided that hunting Bigfoot was just too damn easy. It wasn’t a challenge anymore as that elusive creature from the Pacific Northwest was nothing compared to other adventures such as finding the clitoris or finding an apartment in the city of Chicago. So we traded in... Read more »
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The Acrimonious Clown's 100th Blog Post Extravaganza!

The Acrimonious Clown's 100th Blog Post Extravaganza!
100 fucking blog posts. Who would have thunk it? Not me, the longest I’ve ever committed to something was that year I thought wearing Adidas track suits everyday was the best way to stay comfortable yet sociable (I mean, I wasn’t wrong.) I wanted to thank each and every one of you for sticking with... Read more »