Posts tagged "Elliott Serrano"

The Accidental3some Conclusion: I Really Like Dates

I’m finally emerging out of my loved-up haze from this weekend’s double date with two RedEye hotties.  Get jealous, because it was awesome.  In fact, as far as dates go, I should probably just give up.  These two are going to be hard to beat.   Things that happened: I was supposed to meet Stephen at the... Read more »

Five Rules For Dating My Daughter - Listen up, Markley and Elliott!

This is an actual picture of my dad…yes, he looks that scary all of the time…yes, he’s pointing at you. With this date with Stephen Markley of Off The Markley and Elliott Serrano of Geek To Me looming terrifyingly on the horizon, my dad has started to morph back into that guy that all the... Read more »

Two Dates, One Girl: My Revenge On Michael Buble's Engagement

(AP) WHYYYYYYYY?!?! Well, Michael Buble is engaged.  I guess his beautiful Argentinian fiance defeated Buble’s Ana Fernatt rule…AND since I’m all “give credit to the girl who put in work,” I must humbly bow out from my ten-point plan to seduce Buble at his concert in March.  I’m sure I can return the handcuffs and... Read more »
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Should I Be Markley'd or Geeked?

This. Is. Awesome.    This Monday, I was publicly propositioned by not one, but TWO RedEye studs.  Apparently, Stephen Markley of Off the Markley is getting bored with his amorous relationship with himself and Elliott Serrano of Geek To Me fulfills several of my “datable requirements”.  I haven’t been this popular since the second grade when... Read more »