Posts tagged "Blackberry"

Blackberry Balls: All Text, No Date

Consider this a Public Service Announcement.  I’ve become recently afflicted with a rapidly spreading syndrome called Blackberry Balls.  It is passed on to women of a phone-bearing age by men of a certain attention-seeking type. The male will have an unprotected and frequent textual exchange with the female and, most likely, multiple partners at the... Read more »

5 steps to breaking up online

5 steps to breaking up online
  The digital age makes a break up a hundred times more difficult.  The only way you can pretend your ex doesn’t exist is if you dig yourself a hole in the middle of the woods and live inside of it for a couple months…leaving all technology behind.  Imagine something similar to Brendan Frasier and... Read more »