Archive for December 2014

I Can't Dance And You Probably Can't Either

I am a terrible dancer. Probably. I have all the symptoms that would suggest it. I’m tall and awkward, so I can’t hide my long lady wingspan. I’m incredibly uncoordinated. I didn’t learn how to skip until I was about 8 years old. There is video of me in Kindergarten just stomping in really wide... Read more »

Coffee Makes Me Feel Drunk

Coffee is delicious. Espresso is even more delicious. And there is no better way for me to get all loopty-loo in the middle of the day, without feeling like I should check myself into some hippie place called Whispers or Secrets, than to drink a delicious cup of it. First, I get really, really distracted... Read more »