Archive for November 2014

The Shit He'd Never Read

I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately. Maybe because it’s the holidays. Maybe because I feel like I’m really starting to catch a vision of you. I think about us sitting on a couch together. Your arm around my shoulders. I’m leaning into your nook. Our friends are there. We’re all laughing. I think... Read more »

42 Year Old Childless Single Woman Writes Most Maddening Shit I've Ever Read

Ladies, prepare to buy a ticket to England, so that you can find this lady and flip your shit in person. This morning, I read one of the most frustratingly dumb articles I’ve ever seen. The title? “I left the love of my life, because I thought I could do better. Now I’m childless and... Read more »

Ask Your Grandma Her Recipe For Cornbread

Ask Your Grandma Her Recipe For Cornbread
This title is very not SEO friendly, but…suck it, Google…if you get it, you get it…and those are the people this post is meant to be read by. This is for the people who are interested in a real story, not just some catchy, easy “You’ll Never Guess What Happens Next” click bait. You’ll understand... Read more »
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I Deleted Tinder: A Survivor's Story

I Deleted Tinder: A Survivor's Story
Two weeks ago, I deleted Tinder…and Hinge…and Luxy. Three apps. I’ve either been 1) really lonely, 2) really bored, or 3) really just f**ked. I’ll leave that call up to my therapist Charles Shaw.* In any case, I deleted them. And now I’m bored. And I don’t really know what to do. Which was part of... Read more »