I got a wrong number last night. This is how I handled that.
At 12:30 am, I received a series of calls from a number I didn't know. They would call, get voicemail, hang up without leaving a message and call again. You know, the kind an ex might do when they're drunk and angry/horny. Psycho dialing. I was in bed after a pretty annoying night and my phone was low on battery. When my phone died on the third call, I just went to sleep and didn't worry about charging it until the next morning. I knew that whoever was calling me certainly wasn't going to make my night any better.
They made my morning amazing.
UPDATE: Suave just can't get enough. More texts added!