Women With Big Butts Are Smarter, Says Science

Women With Big Butts Are Smarter, Says Science

You can do side bends or sit ups, but please don't lose that butt. You know, I always thought Sir Mix-A-Lot was just trying to feed his anaconda, but it turns out the rap legend had a thing for smarter, healthier women, at least that's what this study by the University of Oxford would suggest. According to the study, women with larger booties have lower cholesterol, are better at metabolizing sugars and have an excess of Omega 3's...which means better brain development, ya'll! Oh, and a big butt helps prevent cardiovascular disease and diabetes.

Fat bottomed girls really do make this rockin' world go being smart women who change the world with their smartness and then pop out more smart, healthy children. Better thank your mother for a butt like that.

You guys, I have a really smart ass.


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